Top 14 Funny Blasphemy Quotes
#1. You're candy to her. Something sweet, but nonessential.
Heather McVea
#2. Bill blinked tears from his eyes, then fastened his gaze on me. "Bitch," he snarled - why they never think of anything cleverer I'll never know.
Elizabeth Bear
#3. In his mind he was always leaving, always going somewhere, always doing something else.
James Dickey
#4. Someday I'm going to throw you across his back and ride off west with you ... and you'll learn to make a coffee in a tin pot over a fire, and we'll sleep underneath a wagon and look out at the stars-
Lisa Kleypas
#5. See God in every person, place, and thing, and all will be well in your world.
Louise Hay
#6. It was true, what they said about the stars. The more you looked, the more you saw.
Justin Cronin
#7. Riches amassed in haste will diminish; but those collected by hand and little by little will multiply.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#8. Wherefore, as has already been said, a Prince who is ignorant of military affairs, besides other disadvantages, can neither be respected by his soldiers, nor can he trust them.
Niccolo Machiavelli
#10. Lesson Number One in Everworld: There's them, and there's us. And any day we can keep them from destroying us, that's a victory.
Katherine Applegate
#11. I suspect that on some level, life is a matter of indefensible loyalties.
Mark Slouka
#12. I have to be very original and have a strong musical voice. I don't want to be a copycat of anybody.
Hiromi
#13. The best way for us to connect with the folks in our lives is to find ourselves first.
C.M. Stunich
#14. [O]ne person's 'barbarian' is another person's 'just doing what everybody else is doing.
Susan Sontag