Top 14 Funny Blasphemy Quotes

#1. You're candy to her. Something sweet, but nonessential.

Heather McVea

#2. Bill blinked tears from his eyes, then fastened his gaze on me. "Bitch," he snarled - why they never think of anything cleverer I'll never know.

Elizabeth Bear

#3. In his mind he was always leaving, always going somewhere, always doing something else.

James Dickey

#4. Someday I'm going to throw you across his back and ride off west with you ... and you'll learn to make a coffee in a tin pot over a fire, and we'll sleep underneath a wagon and look out at the stars-

Lisa Kleypas

#5. See God in every person, place, and thing, and all will be well in your world.

Louise Hay

#6. It was true, what they said about the stars. The more you looked, the more you saw.

Justin Cronin

#7. Riches amassed in haste will diminish; but those collected by hand and little by little will multiply.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#8. Wherefore, as has already been said, a Prince who is ignorant of military affairs, besides other disadvantages, can neither be respected by his soldiers, nor can he trust them.

Niccolo Machiavelli

#9. Be of good heart.

Vincent Van Gogh

#10. Lesson Number One in Everworld: There's them, and there's us. And any day we can keep them from destroying us, that's a victory.

Katherine Applegate

#11. I suspect that on some level, life is a matter of indefensible loyalties.

Mark Slouka

#12. I have to be very original and have a strong musical voice. I don't want to be a copycat of anybody.

Hiromi

#13. The best way for us to connect with the folks in our lives is to find ourselves first.

C.M. Stunich

#14. [O]ne person's 'barbarian' is another person's 'just doing what everybody else is doing.

Susan Sontag

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