Funny Bj Quotes

#1. I have all of the Apple products. Everything I've ever written, I've written on a Mac. My first computer, my roommates and I chipped in, and we got that first Macintosh - 128K. It had as much memory as a greeting card that plays music.

Aaron Sorkin

#2. Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

Jim Butcher

#3. It began with meetings, five months before the Apollo 11 launch. The newly formed Committee on Symbolic Activities for the First Lunar Landing gathered to debate the appropriateness of planting a flag on the moon.

Mary Roach

#4. I don't think I know a Scientologist except when I see one or two of their actors on the Hollywood screen.

Jerry Falwell

#5. Make your mind learn its way around the heart.

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

#6. The blank face of the moon looked down wistfully on the pair and tried to lean in just a little closer.

S.E. Grove

#7. Time doesn't, as advertised, heal all wounds. Although the wrenching immediacy of grief eventually passed, the settled sorrow that replaced it might in its own way be even more intense.

Dean Koontz

#8. You're so perfect," I murmured to him as we came up for air. "I can't believe you're all mine."
His laugh was rough and breathless. "I'm as far from perfect as a person can get, but I am all yours.

R.K. Lilley

#9. John Gottman is our leading explorer of the inner world of relationships. In The Relationship Cure, he has found gold once again. This book shows how the simplest, nearly invisible gestures of care and attention hold the key to successful relationships with those we love and work with.

William J Doherty

#10. When we really sit back with a smile on our face is when we run into a situation we can understand, where the facts are ascertainable and clear, and the course of action obvious.

Warren Buffett

#11. Dramatic shows are the ones that I am attracted to.

George Takei

#12. In this troubled world, it's refreshing to find someone who still has the time to be kind. Someone who still has the faith to believe that the more you give, the more you receive. Someone who's ready by thought, word, or deed to reach out a hand, in the hour of need.

Helen Steiner Rice

#13. Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.

Emo Philips

#14. Nature is no spendthrift, but takes the shortest way to her ends.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#15. Sunday is the only day you have to push like a handcart,' Thomas wrote in The Book Of Everything. ' The other days roll down the bridge by themselves.

Guus Kuijer