Funny Bathroom Mirror Quotes

#1. I never really thought about becoming a professional musician.

John Mayall

#2. The silver knives are flashing in that tired old cafe ...

Leonard Cohen

#3. Did I ever tell you about the time I was working for the I.S. to help feed my family? Matalina had just had another set of quads and things were looking ugly. I had to take a job for hazard pay to babysit this witch no one else would touch. - Jenks

Kim Harrison

#4. Petrah held up a hand. "I am not finished, Iskra Yellowlegs.

Sarah J. Maas

#5. Use the powerful tool of thought and develop your mindset to believing and knowing you can change anything to your favour; yes, you have God's Word so fashion your thought according to God's Word.

Jaachynma N.E. Agu

#6. I can protect my heart now that I know better - now that I know love never works out in the end. Right?

Addison Moore

#7. You see how I live: shadows and silence, leaving things as I find them because I have no reason to disturb them. But there are things that I have known, even though I never wished to know them and cannot give them a name.

Thomas Ligotti