Funny Backstage Quotes

#1. I wanted to marry Aladdin so I'd get to fly on his magic carpet. So you can see that we were coming from different places.

Janet Evanovich

#2. Nothing comes sailing by itself.

Alexander Dale Oen

#3. No, no, no! I am not giving birth backstage at a rock concert. I need to be in a hospital, pumped full of every drug that they can legally give me!
I was so shocked, my only repsonse was,
'Well, he was conceived backstage at a concert, so it's sort of fitting for him to be born at one.

S.C. Stephens

#4. Nothing more predisposes someone in our favour than to let him rob you a little.

W. Somerset Maugham

#5. I would never tell you what to believe, Daniel, so please don't tell me that my opinion is wrong. We should be allowed a few basic human rights in life: the right to decide what goes into our bodies and the right to have an opinion without feeling shamed for it.

Jewel E. Ann

#6. How do you crush spirit? You take out all the good.

S.A. Tawks

#7. Sometimes I see things, I think. Out of the corner of my eye, taunting me, and then it's gone. And dreams. Such horrible dreams. What if something terrible happened to me? What if I am damaged?"
The rain is a cool kiss on my sleeve as I link my arm with hers. "We're all damaged somehow.

Libba Bray

#8. X and Y
the Co-ordinates of
Zen Navigation

X = the limited time you have on the road, in a life
Y = the eternity you have in every hour, every day
Z = Each step you take is a once-in-a-lifetime infinite thing

Vivian Swift

#9. It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant.

Ashley Judd

#10. Not every road we follow will bring us to a palace or castle.

Jan Jansen

#11. The wounds would become her armor, and a constant reminder of her victory.
She might be broken. She might be crazy. But she would never be defeated

Marissa Meyer

#12. Art begins where technique ends. There can be no real art development before one's technique is firmly established. And a great deal of technical work has to be done before the great works of violin literature, the sonatas and concertos, may be approached.

Leopold Auer

#13. Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

Jennifer Lawrence

#14. Ayden and I clapped our hands over our ears when the shrieking started.
"Yes. I can see that you're enthused," Jayden tried to speak over the girls' squealing, "but you need - "
Danica snatched the backstage passes from Jayden. "No way!"
"Uh, yes. Way?" Jayden said.

A&E Kirk

#15. I've been perfectly happily married for 25 years, and have a nice life. Inane things don't interest me.

Geezer Butler

#16. I wasn't going to be the victim. I was going to be a survivor. And I would never let anyone get in the way of my happiness ever again.

M. Clarke

#17. But as long as you know your constellations, you're never lost.

Morgan Matson

#18. It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

Steve Martin