Funny Backbiting Quotes

#1. Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Stella Benson

#2. I think there is a spiritual scent in us which feels mischief coming, as they say birds scent storms.

James Anthony Froude

#3. these lovely, lying children, I saw very clearly that there was no redemption here.

Suki Kim

#4. A country gentleman should bring his lady to visit London as soon as he can, that they may have agreeable topicks for conversation when they are by themselves.

Samuel Johnson

#5. Did you ever face Death and let it stare back at you right in the Eyes?

Luis Marques

#6. The best physique I ever had was when I was ballet dancing.

Manu Bennett

#7. Maybe this is what it's like for all only children: To love the family that isn't almost as much as the one that is.

James Howe

#8. I think every good, entertaining movie should have a message. I really believe that, because if you do it without it, the film feels a little bit soulless.

Roland Emmerich

#9. When I sealed the deal on Douglass, I thought I had everything I wanted. But I was wrong. You're everything thing I want. Everything I need.

Jackie Braun

#10. During an interview with Katie Couric Tuesday, Sarah Palin says she is not opposed to gay people, adding 'One of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay and I love her dearly and she doesn't exist.'

Amy Poehler

#11. God is the only being who, in order to reign, doesn't even need to exist.

Charles Baudelaire

#12. Don't be intimidated and at the same time don't intimidate.

Archibald Marwizi

#13. Empathy is one of our highest human skills and holds families and societies together. Feeling connected to other people is probably the deepest satisfaction we will ever know. How terrible for children who are being brought up without that capacity.

Sue Gerhardt

#14. At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9 I say Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick.

Mitch Hedberg