Top 15 Funny Asterix Quotes

#1. I'm not really a political satirist. I don't kid myself. I'm more interested in doing the mannerisms and the personality.

Rich Little

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#2. Do you know why the characters in my book look like us?"
"Pure coincidence?" he asked with a smile.
"Because I was fantasizing about us doing all those things together when I wrote it."
"Are you trying to make me cry?

N.M. Silber

Funny Asterix Quotes #31703
#3. To us, they are not so much who they are as who they will become.

Cheryl Strayed

Funny Asterix Quotes #111674
#4. As a director, if you know what you want, then it's not scary.

Joseph Kosinski

Funny Asterix Quotes #215556
#5. When you win a lot, you don't learn much. With my ups and downs, it's a lot of learning.

Tina Maze

Funny Asterix Quotes #283202
#6. The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

Steve Martin

Funny Asterix Quotes #532414
#7. Too much of anything is the beginning of a mess.

Dorothy Draper

Funny Asterix Quotes #670384
#8. A man of quality is not threatened by a woman with tofu.

Elliot Katz

Funny Asterix Quotes #729467
#9. The more normal it gets for people to see people of a gender or skin tone they wouldn't expect in jobs that they wouldn't expect, or speaking a way they wouldn't expect them to, the more it cultivates a sense that we share more than separates us.

Kelly McCreary

Funny Asterix Quotes #881243
#10. The gods conceal from men the happiness of death, that they may endure life.

Lucan

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#11. For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

Erma Bombeck

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#12. I got a problem, can you relate? I got a woman calling love hate.

Eric Clapton

Funny Asterix Quotes #1353130
#13. What else was there beside books and work?

Katarina Bivald

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#14. No one should feel hurt by you, you should make everyone happy and leave.

Dada Bhagwan

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#15. Sometimes you have to look into a mirror and look at the worst you could have been if you're ever going to know the best you were meant to be.

Christopher Plummer

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