Funny Asian Quotes

#1. Sometimes I even feel funny to say I'm in a biracial marriage because people are like, 'Oh, he's Asian?' The subtext is, 'Who cares? You didn't marry a black person.'

Diane Farr

#2. I'm not Amish, but I grew up in that same area of Pennsylvania and became very attracted to the inherent strictness and uniformity of that community.

Thom Browne

#3. I see you inherited your father's temper," Darrow sneered. "Is this how you plan to rule? When you don't like someone, you'll threaten them?

Sarah J. Maas

#4. Self-Knowledge is the Jewel of all Knowledge.-Serena Jade

Serena Jade

#5. I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

Henry Cho

#6. It's funny - when I started acting, I didn't know I was going to be talking about Asian-American issues so much. You know what, though? It just comes with the territory, being ethnic.

Justin Chon

#7. When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

Adam Carolla

#8. That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.

Daniel Tosh

#9. Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up. Say what you want about Trump, at least this guy has his priorities in order. He doesn't want to let actual reality get in the way of his reality show.

Jay Leno

#10. The best part of my job is that we can be making shows like 'Boardwalk', 'Thrones', 'True Blood' but also female-centered comedies like 'Enlightened', 'Veep' and 'Girls'.

Sue Naegle

#11. There's one stereotype in the industry that Asian people aren't funny, I've heard that over and over again.

Randall Park

#12. I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math.

Dat Phan

#13. Reality is created by the mind. We can change our reality by changing our mind.

Plato

#14. Moscow was burned by its citizens
that is true; not, however by the citizens who remained, but by those that went away.

Leo Tolstoy