Top 13 Funny Ashley Schaeffer Quotes

#1. You cannot commit the folly of underestimating the power of a mother.

Girdhar Joshi

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#2. So many of the people who want to be like Steve have the asshole side down. What they're missing is the genius part.

Brent Schlender

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#3. Zarek
shrugged, taking it in stride. "I'm an asshole. I admit it. I've been
going to weekly Assholes Anonymous meetings, but it takes a long time to undo a
few thousand years of habit. And to think you have even more years to undo than
me." -ZAREK

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#4. Thus, literature, together with language, preserves and protects a nation's soul.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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#5. A happy childhood is the pledge of a ripe manhood.

Amos Bronson Alcott

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#6. Readers will stand up and cheer for Karen Fox's Prince of Charming! Finally, a heroine who's a real woman. Finally, a hero who knows what a rare find she is! Finally, a book for us all to adore! Thank you Karen Fox for creating the most lovable hero romance has seen in a long, long time!

Maggie Shayne

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#7. Evil prevails when good people do nothing.

Erin Gruwell

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#8. Whether it's soundtracking a moment in my life or just motivating me to hit the gym, I constantly have music playing. Even if it's just in my head.

Reid Scott

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#9. O God, I can no longer fight my battles alone. I need Your help, Your love. Forgive me for all my mistakes. Cleanse my heart of all evil. Show me the way to peace and quiet and health, and fill me with love even for my enemies

Unknown

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#10. In 1950 a very large slice of the white South stood at the crossroads in its attitude toward its colored citizens and [was] psychologically capable of turning either way.

Sarah-Patton Boyle

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#11. Smoke Breaks are better than heart Breaks

Qalandar Nawaz

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#12. I think people have always liked in me the combination of being the underdog because I'm a tiny woman but I have enormous authority in myself.

Linda Hunt

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#13. Oftentimes, your choices are down to two less than ideal outcomes, but you have to choose which one is the best one for the country. I personally believe he continues to struggle to articulate that.

Marco Rubio

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