Funny Armpit Quotes

#1. The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in.

Neal Shusterman

#2. Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

#3. Love kindled by virtue always kindles another, provided that its flame appear outwardly.

Dante Alighieri

#4. Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us.

Louis Sachar

#5. In many places where coffee is grown, deforestation is a major issue. With Starbucks' position in the marketplace and the respect and relationships we have, we can - and have, in some cases - been able to educate and influence people.

Howard Schultz

#6. There's something really fun and spooky about that teenage feeling of narcissism or indestructibility, like the idea that every night might be the night before the world ends.

Alan Palomo

#7. Very few, if any, first-generation black or white or Asian kids will pursue a Ph.D. They'll pursue the professions for economic security. Many will go to law school and/or business school.

Henry Louis Gates

#8. You don't really see too many straight friendships between men and women on 'Mad Men.'

Jay R. Ferguson

#9. I've had horrible days where you wake up with a zit, and you have to film, and it's terrible.

Ed Oxenbould

#10. From an early age, I never let anyone silence my voice. This steadfast attitude has helped me as an actor and has truly enabled me to explore and evolve the characters I portray on television and film.

Sufe Bradshaw

#11. You know what? Starting a car company is risky.

Henrik Fisker