Funny Ambiguous Quotes

#1. The black man today will only find solitude in one place: prison. ironically, he becomes most free while incarcerated.

Darnell Lamont Walker

#2. I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

Charles Grodin

#3. If you're purely after facts, please buy yourself the phone directory of Manhattan. It has four million times correct facts. But it doesn't illuminate.

Werner Herzog

#4. To the generality of men you cannot give a stronger hint for them to impose upon you than by imposing upon yourself.

Henry Fielding

#5. here?" She dipped into the box and pulled

Rachel Hauck

#6. Thirty years ago, many economists argued that inflation was a kind of minor inconvenience and that the cost of reducing inflation was too high a price to pay. No one would make those arguments today.

Martin Feldstein

#7. When you win nothing hurts.

Joe Namath

#8. Perhaps he singles out one person to show the others what he can do.

Max Lucado

#9. Look back on your life and find something small that made a big difference.

Anne Lamott

#10. No.
You know this is wrong and you want to feel better about it.
You don't want to admit your as ruthless and monstrous as the demons you claim to hate.

Darren Shan

#11. You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

John Green

#12. Count me not your friend but the enemy of your enemies.

Jack Vance

#13. The people no longer has confidence in its former protectors, now its exploiters and executioners. The masks have fallen.

Jose Rizal

#14. Baby, I'm sorry," he said dropping his forehead to mine in a rare moment of vulnerability. His voice was rough and shaky. "Help me. Please. I don't know what I'm doing here."
"What are you trying to do?" I asked.
He raised up, just enough to look me in the eye. "I'm trying to love you.

T.M. Frazier

#15. You should have a picture of yourself as a kid in your home so that you remember where you came from.

John Mayer

#16. She walked away too far for me to call ... and for her to hear my voice.

Faraaz Kazi