Top 8 Funny Almond Quotes

#1. If you want to be reminded of the love of the Lord, just watch the sunrise.

Jeannette Walls

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#2. With dreams comes responsibility.

Nick Bollettieri

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#3. It is doubtful whether anyone who has travelled widely has found anywhere in the world regions more ugly than in the human face.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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#4. Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.

Karl Pilkington

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#5. I really love beautiful, well-made clothes. I don't shop [a lot], so I tend to have pieces for a long time. I like mixing vintage with newer designers.

Sarah Jessica Parker

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#6. Destiny bears us to our lot, and destiny is perhaps our own will.

Benjamin Disraeli

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#7. [ ... ] every guy out there gets one shot per woman in a lifetime [ ... ]

Alice Walsh

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#8. Care enough to make a difference. Care enough to turn somebody around. Care enough to change. Care enough to win.

Jim Rohn

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