Funny All Nighter Quotes

#1. I wanted to become an actor so I didn't have to put on a suit and sell insurance.

Dean Winters

#2. It's the kind of kiss that ends with clothes on the floor and somebody getting dicked out up against the wall.

Vanessa North

#3. As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.

Stephen Fry

#4. I feel for food more than I could crave a woman. And that's the truth!

Kai Greene

#5. Harry Potter mustn't be angry ... Dobby hoped ... if Harry Potter thought his friends had forgotten him ... Harry Potter might not want to go back to school, sir ...

J.K. Rowling

#6. Teach that asshole some manners.

Jamie McGuire

#7. If you can't get a job as a pianist in a brothel you become a royal reporter.

Max Hastings

#8. What makes for a good argument, at bottom, is being more prepared than anyone else in that courtroom, and being willing to fight to tell your client's story - the story of why the right view of the law and my client's interests are one and the same.

Patricia Millett

#9. It is not easy to determine the nature of music, or why any one should have a knowledge of it.

Aristotle.

#10. Taken. There is so much intelligibility and specified complexity in this world that it seems willful and prejudiced to try to explain it away with no intelligence behind it. Can morality, personality, and reality be reasonably explained without a personal, moral first cause?

Ravi Zacharias

#11. She knew all the indices to the idle lonely, never bought a small tube of toothpaste, never dropped a magazine in her shopping card.

Joan Didion

#12. But the citizens of Cincinnati loved their Reds because they won, no matter what their addresses had been the year before. They rooted for the Old-English 'C' on the players' shirts.

John Thorn

#13. It was a shame I couldn't go public with my ability. Girls found immortality hot, right? Slap on a pair of fangs and add some glitter and I could probably hook up with my choice of rabid Twilight fangirls.

Jus Accardo

#14. Lots and lots of trees together, equals big trees!

Zac Hanson

#15. What other people think of me is becoming less and less important; what they think of Jesus because of me is critical.

Cliff Richard

#16. The first person to blow up my fashion consciousness was a 14-year-old girl named Sandrine. She was the most beautiful human I had ever seen.

Mary Gaitskill