Funny Alimony Quotes

#1. A man needed all of his wits dealing with a woman. Too often even that was not enough;

Robert Jordan

#2. There is a sweetness in being the sole source, the autocratic
and irresponsible cause of the greatest joy and profoundest pain to another.

Ivan Turgenev

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Anonymous

#4. If a law were passed giving six months to every writer of a first book, only the good ones would do it.

Bertrand Russell

#5. Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

#6. You open doors when you open books ... doors that swing wide to unlimited horizons of knowledge, wisdom, and inspiration that will enlarge the dimensions of your life.

Wilferd Peterson

#7. Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Jim Carrey