Funny Accomplishment Quotes

#1. Success is a funny thing. You can't really enjoy it when you're empty. Your heart is a bottomless sinkhole that swallows up everything and anything that it ingests and yet nothing can fill it. There's no sense of accomplishment; everything is meaningless.

Christine Brae

#2. Well, one couldn't help one's thoughts. One could help opening one's mouth and saying something really stupid, though.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#3. Life is war. That's not all it is. But it is always that. Our weakness in prayer is owing largely to our neglect of this truth. Prayer is primarily a wartime walkie-talkie for the mission of the church as it advances against the powers of darkness and unbelief.

John Piper

#4. The history of thought may be summed up in these words: it is absurd by what it seeks and great by what it finds.

Paul Valery

#5. Death is dreadfully personal, terribly important to oneself, and so unimportant to the rest of the world.

Kate Langley Bosher

#6. To them. Irina's apartment was located over the plush clubby

Tami Hoag

#7. My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#8. I find it funny when people try to brag about being younger than me ... like having lived less is an accomplishment. Makes me want to pat them on the head, lol. I'm comfortable with who I am.

Michelle M. Pillow

#9. We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment?

Maria Shriver

#10. Cheeky. Carry them for nine months, feed them, clothe them, and what do I get? Impertinence.

Patricia Briggs

#11. The most important advance that the West has yet made is to develop a secularist moral tradition

Richard Rorty