Top 11 Funny 911 Dispatcher Quotes

#1. Deep in the recesses of her mind, she knew they were probably watching. They watched everything, after all.

Let them watch. Let them see what it meant to be human. To live.

Let them see what it meant to love, and be loved in return.

G.S. Jennsen

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#2. Tibetan poet Shabkar said: One with compassion is kind even when angry; one without compassion will kill even as he smiles.

Matthieu Ricard

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#3. I will never be a CEO again.

Jerry Yang

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#4. Every so often, push your luck.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

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#5. When putting on accessories, take off the last thing you've put on.

Coco Chanel

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#6. I'm not a New Age person, but I do believe in meditation, and for that reason I've always liked the Buddhist religion. When I've been to Japan, I've been to Buddhist temples and meditated, and I found that rewarding.

Clint Eastwood

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#7. Civilized people are taught by logic, barbarians, by necessity, communities by tradition; and the lesson inculcated even in wild beasts by nature itself. They learn that they have to defend their own bodies and persons lives from violence of any and every kind by all means within their power.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

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#8. I think that the balance needs to be restored, and I would note that in the camp in which I am in, one finds libraries, universities, the Internet industry, the manufacturers of digital media, and consumers.

Rick Boucher

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#9. You needn't worry. I don't think you have aged enough for me to partake of you. Blood, women, wine, and cheese all get better with the passage of time. You are not quite ripe.
Lane DeLuca

Wynter Wilkins

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#10. Rose, I'm an addict with no work ethic who is likely going to go insane. I'm not like you. I'm not a super-hero."
"Not yet," I said.

Richelle Mead

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#11. He met her on 26 December 1969, five days before the end of the sixties, when he was twenty-two and she was twenty-one.

Salman Rushdie

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