Funniest Yugioh Quotes

#1. I think because we're such a trading nation, I think Canadians understand that first and foremost we're part of the global economy.

Stephen Harper

#2. The three main extra-rational activities in modern life are religion, war, and love. all these are extra-rational, but love is not anti-rational, that is to say, a reasonable man may reasonably rejoice in its existence

Bertrand Russell

#3. It shouldn't just be about money. It should be about loving what you do.

Sid Bernstein

#4. The redemptive power of divine grace no longer seemed credible, nor very respectable in the arbitrary performance that was claimed for it.

Rebecca West

#5. Paid way too much. But when you see a stuffed pelican, you better grab it 'fore somebody else does.
~New Orleans Requiem

D.J. Donaldson

#6. We're not giving moms credit when we pose them as the decisive factor in a child's development, we're sticking them with the bill.

Anonymous

#7. Princes are like heavenly bodies, which cause good or evil times, and which have much veneration, but no rest.

Francis Bacon

#8. The newspapers, the magazines, television, and radio produce a commodity: news, from the raw material of events. Only news is salable, and the news media determine which events are news, which are not.

Erich Fromm

#9. It is being common-born that is dangerous, when the great lords play their game of thrones.

George R R Martin

#10. The world is a cruel place sometimes, and warm-hearted people do most of the good in it. And much of the time, they're mocked and scorned for their pains.

Philip Pullman

#11. CONFESSION NO. 1 Most women find the bloating, cramping, and bitchiness of PMS bothersome at worst. I turn into a monster a week before my period ... literally.

Ronda Thompson

#12. And to the little Squirrel who lived in the fir-tree, and was lonely, he said, 'Where is my mother?' And the Squirrel answered, 'Thou hast slain mine. Dost thou seek to slay thine also?

Oscar Wilde

#13. I'm sure they didn't notice anything but you. You should wear flames more often," he says. "They suit you.

Suzanne Collins

#14. I want to figure out how I can make the most important statement with the least amount of information, so I don't run out of ideas by the time I get to my second or third chorus.

Larry Carlton

#15. You should never need a guy to make you feel complete.

Lauren Conrad