Funniest Sports Quotes

#1. Ever since the '70s, Maj Sjowall and Per Wahloo were the godfathers of Scandinavian crime. They broke the crime novel in Scandinavia from the kiosks and into the serious bookstores.

Jo Nesbo

#2. What in cat hell just happened?

Sarah Jane Avory

#3. I hate to complain ... No one is without difficulties, whether in high or low life, and every person knows best where their own shoe pinches.

Abigail Adams

#4. We talkin' about practice?

Allen Iverson

#5. It was a good story, that of yours," said Beorn, "but I like it still better now I am sure it is true." The Hobbit

J.R.R. Tolkien

#6. Don't do anything that isn't play

Joseph Campbell

#7. I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.

Jo Brand

#8. They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Oscar Gamble

#9. It is easy for a somebody to be modest, but it is difficult to be modest when one is a nobody.

Jules Renard

#10. I think I've grown up in an era where character acting on film has become less desirable for the producers and directors and therefore the audience. They have got used to the people that those actors really are.

David Suchet

#11. He's a man, she thought, and the very word gave her s frisson, a lurch inside.

Louisa Young

#12. I think it's a good sign, though," he said, "that I was crazy about you at sixteen and I'm still crazy about you now."
I smiled at him. "It certainly seems promising.

Taylor Jenkins Reid

#13. You must make your own opportunities.

John Bartholomew Gough

#14. The Scriptures of God are my only foundation and substance in all matters of weight and importance.

John Knox

#15. You can compare it to dreams: you have a very specific and individual pictorial language that you either accept or that you can translate rashly and wrongly. Of course, you can ignore dreams, but that would be a shame, because they're useful.

Gerhard Richter

#16. Live your life as if you are writing your Biography.

Keshia Chante

#17. Education is not the filling of a bucket but the lighting of a fire.

Jim Trelease