Funniest Borat Quotes

#1. Why are we here? Well, we're peaking up the skirt of the ineffible now, and the answer is hidden by the poetic panties of language

Tony Vigorito

#2. I think what we've found is that when you can use products with your friends and your family and the people you care about, they tend to be more engaging. I think that we're really going to see this huge shift where a lot of industry is and products are just going to be remade to be social.

Mark Zuckerberg

#3. I have no desire to put my feet up. Why would I?

Morley Safer

#4. It is the very pursuit of happiness that thwarts happiness.

Viktor E. Frankl

#5. In the past, surviving into old age was uncommon, and those who did survive served a special purpose as guardians of tradition, knowledge, and history.

Atul Gawande

#6. 95% of millennials say their friends are the most credible source of product information.

Jay Baer

#7. I told the Congress, 'Thanks, but no thanks,' on that Bridge to Nowhere.

Sarah Palin

#8. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen

#9. I can flip my tongue over. Only one in 10,000 people can. I learned that at Ripley's Believe It or Not!

Gabourey Sidibe

#10. Professionally, I have no age.

Kathleen Turner

#11. I don't have the support inside Washington or even inside my own party.

Jim DeMint

#12. That's why I'm really trying to produce my own stuff. This film was so good, because I produced it myself, and developed it, and made it with New Line, which is a smaller studio, so I was in control of a lot of stuff that I wasn't in control of for my other films.

Ted Demme