Funniest Portlandia Quotes

#1. I graduated in 2009, which - if you think back to where the economy was at that time - was an interesting time to graduate.

Ryan Lewis

#2. If you declare a particular river as sacred, what will other rivers think of this? Be just! All rivers give you life and all are sacred!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#3. Over the years, everyone stumbles. That's why I'll be here for you - and you'll be there for me. I don't expect perfection. I want you, and you're a thousand times better.

Courtney Milan

#4. In novels, I said, people are transfigured by love. They're elevated, made different, lifted out of their ordinariness ... It's not so much to ask, I said. I just want love to live up to its publicity.

Anatole Broyard

#5. It seemed Barrons had finally gotten his cake and eaten it too.

Karen Marie Moning

#6. Slavery all day,
and then, suddenly, by nightfall- freedom!

Margarita Engle

#7. Best thing about doing Youtube as a job - the Youtube friends that I've met all around the world, that I never would have got the chance to meet without Youtube.

Tyler Oakley

#8. I'm fascinated by the awful, awful things that human beings do to each other.

Edward P. Jones

#9. Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

Derek Landy