Funniest Jim Halpert Quotes

#1. The only think worse than a boy who hates you; a boy who loves you.

Markus Zusak

#2. A good ruler has to learn his world's language, and that's different for every world, the language you don't hear just with your ears.

Frank Herbert

#3. No, I don't believe in God, but I respect the fact that you do. Everyone has to have something to believe in.

Stieg Larsson

#4. It took man 250,000 years to transcend the hunting pack. It will not take him so long to transcend the nation.

J.B.S. Haldane

#5. Nonprofit status is what created the Bible Belt. The tax code brought religion back to this country.

Gore Vidal

#6. You're my equal. And as much as that means we have each other's backs in public, it also means we that grant each other the gift of honesty - of truth.

Sarah J. Maas