Funniest Comedians Quotes

#1. You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.

John Krasinski

#2. Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.

Chris Pratt

#3. If you've got an idea, act on it up to its perfection.

Debasish Mridha

#4. This is the funniest book I've ever held in my hands.
Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical

Dave Barry

#5. That is a terrible plan." "Hiccup's plans are always t-terrible." "Hey! You're still here, aren't you?

Cressida Cowell

#6. If there's something you dream of achieving, it's better to give it a go than to regret not having tried.

Allan Walsh

#7. It takes love to hold on when you want to let go. It takes love to let go when you want to hold on.

Kate McGahan

#8. We have not yet concluded that needle-exchange programs do not encourage drug use.

Donna Shalala

#9. The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.
-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

Jerry Seinfeld

#10. Your strength is soft, indirect, delicate, tender, womanly. But it is strength just the same.

Anais Nin

#11. The brain is a robot-computer perfectly designed to fabricate any reality we program it to construct.

Timothy Leary

#12. Nothing is more dangerous to maidenly delicacy of speech than the run of a good library.

Robertson Davies

#13. The impression made on a wise man is that of universal innocence. Poison is not poisonous after all, nor are any wounds fatal. Compassion is a very untenable ground. It must be expeditious. Its pleadings will not bear to be stereotyped.

Henry David Thoreau

#14. While they're in WWE, we absolutely have a health and wellness policy. I'll probably always say 'we,' even though I've resigned as the CEO. It's kind of hard to break a 30-year habit.

Linda McMahon

#15. As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually.

Adam DeVine