Funeral Urn Quotes

#1. A sensation is always the same as a piece of news, and a piece of news never lives long.

Jostein Gaarder

#2. We must always remember that the police are recruited from the criminal classes.

Gore Vidal

#3. Wouldst thou find my ashes? Look
In the pages of my book;
And as these thy hand doth turn,
Know here is my funeral urn.

Adelaide Crapsey

#4. I wanted to marry Aladdin so I'd get to fly on his magic carpet. So you can see that we were coming from different places.

Janet Evanovich

#5. I've known people who have not mastered their tools who are good programmers, but not a tool master who remained a mediocre programmer.

Kent Beck

#6. Whether you lay cold in the ground or warm in an urn the turmoils of life aren't a concern. For some this may be the perfect rhyme except for those you leave behind ...

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#7. The important thing is being capable of emotions, but to experience only one's own would be a sorry limitation.

Andre Gide

#8. The Scriptures were written with built-in tension between texts and its resultant theology.

James MacDonald

#9. I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee.

Jackson Rathbone

#10. Suddenly, Mr. Parker's shoulders drooped and he gave up, mumbling, Happy wife, happy life.

Cynthia Kadohata

#11. I firmly believe that if you're really unhappy with something, then you should go ahead and change it.

Whitney Port

#12. The world is running out of good places for ashes.
The Jade Rabbit

Mark Matthews

#13. He was lonely. I could see that. He was working his butt off-and mine, too-in the hope that a million rupees might sort out his sex life. I prayed to Buddha he would be successful. If he didn't get some action soon, I doubted I would, either.

Frank Kusy

#14. The wise consider themselves "orphaned," "widowed," and "worthless." Their humility is the source of their strength.

Lao-Tzu

#15. Death is a mighty mediator. There all the flames of rage are extinguished, hatred is appeased, and angelic pity, like a weeping sister, bends with gentle and close embrace over the funeral urn.

Friedrich Schiller

#16. Perfection is an admirable thing to strive for. But so is knowing when to stop.

Richelle Mead