Funeral Notice Quotes

#1. Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their mind.

Susan Sontag

#2. People can talk all they want about the Big Ten. About Michigan and Ohio State and Indiana and Kentucky or whatever, but there's no way that compares. They're in different states. Here, we share the same dry cleaners." - Mike Kryzewski

Joe Menzer

#3. Though you may never have attended a funeral, two of the world's humans die every second. Eight in the time it took you to read that sentence. Now we're at fourteen. The dead space this process out nicely so that the living hardly even notice they're undergoing the transformation. Unless

Caitlin Doughty

#4. At his funeral the priest's words applied signally to him: 'The Christian Brothers are a body of men who live without luxury, labour without emolument, and die without notice, that they might stamp God's image on the soul of youth. That surely is a splendid vocation.

Edmund Campion

#5. Funeral notice in the paper." "I still don't know who you're talking about," the other ice fisherman groused. "Dressed funny," the guy at the other table recalled.

W. Bruce Cameron

#6. If you learn something new every day, you can teach something new every day.

Martha Stewart

#7. Once you discover that you can, then you must. And it's not easy. You have to take direct steps. You really have to count your blessings and you have to make a decided effort to not get seduced by the blues.

Al Jarreau

#8. I felt the tablecloth move, and it's a calculated guess based on years of experience. I'm right, aren't I?

E.L. James

#9. But hushed be every thought that springs From out the bitterness of things.

William Wordsworth

#10. closed my eyes tight then opened them and asked softly, "You love me?" "Baby, you were made for me.

Kristen Ashley

#11. It's always been interesting to me how we mistake good genes for virtue.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#12. Conscience is no more than the dead speaking to us.

Jim Carroll

#13. Even at seventy-four, with a limp from a hip replacement, Margaret could still enter a room and fill it like perfume.

Sarah Addison Allen

#14. the fact that I was pretty sure it was some sort of fashion faux pas to be wearing the same thing as the dead body at a funeral, and I didn't need to give anyone else the opportunity to notice. "I'm

Lisa Emme

#15. Dude. Did you notice how many people were here? Tons!" Kat exclaimed. "I put the fun in funeral.

Gena Showalter

#16. I do not know when it was, nor where it was, nor how young I may have been, but I can recall ... a sudden feeling of happiness at hearing the voice of the pines.

Frank Bolles

#17. The confusing signals, the impurity of the signal, gives you verisimilitude, as when you attend a funeral and notice that it's being poorly done.

Donald Barthelme