Top 12 Fundie Quotes
#1. A fundie claimed "God invented science". All of science is tentative and approximate, also sometimes mistaken. Is that the best God can do?
Graham Kendall
#2. I imagined Martha Stewart trying to take over Pops kitchen. That would be better than Godzilla vs. Mothra
Piper Kerman
#3. I was made a sinner by deriving my being from Adam; I am made just by being washed in the blood of Christ and not by Christ's 'words and example.'
Bernard Of Clairvaux
#4. Death may be the King of terrors ... but Jesus is the King of kings!
Dwight L. Moody
#5. John Thornton stood over Buck, struggling to control himself, too convulsed with rage to speak. "If you strike that dog again, I'll kill you," he at last managed to say in a choking voice.
Jack London
#6. A happy ending is always possible if you are willing to keep the story moving to get there.
Alan Cohen
#7. I'm a terrible person. I should have stayed in college. I should have gone skydiving while I had the chance. I should have gone swimming with dolphins. I should have seen The Spice Girls perform on their reunion tour!
Jillianne Hamilton
#8. Ignorance is not bliss. Bliss is knowing the full meaning of what you have been given.
David Levithan
#9. It is the property of fools to be always judging.
Thomas Fuller
#10. Genius is a light which makes the darkness visible, like the lightning's flash, which perchance shatters the temple of knowledge itself.
Henry David Thoreau
#11. King Solomon did not have a university degree, but had a doctorate in commonsense.
Matshona Dhliwayo
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