Fun Hump Day Quotes

#1. Most damage that others do us is out of fear, humiliation and pain. Those feelings occur in all of us, not just in those of us who profess a certain religious or racial devotion.

Alice Walker

#2. I think you're sweet and warm and soft and no one else - maybe not even you - can see it."
He sighed. Though she'd just described a cinnamon roll and not him, he delighted in the certainty of her tone.

Kate Roth

#3. People respond better to kindness than cruelty. Why, it's even caught on in the workplace, that bastion of self-hatred and disrespect.

Cheri Huber

#4. The only basis on which to work for God is an esteemed appreciation of his deliverance.

Oswald Chambers

#5. He doesn't bring many girls round unless they're part of a job - but also 'cause his smell can sometimes kill kittens.

Alexandra Bracken

#6. I moved a pillow aside ... preferring the joyful company of the delusional to the miserable company of the sane.

Shalom Auslander

#7. This incessant creation of restrictive laws and regulations,surrounding the pettiest actions of existence with the most complicated formalities, inevitably has for its result the confining within narrower and narrower limits of the sphere in which the citizen may move freely.

Gustav Le Bon

#8. I think we live in a time where people are just insane on the subject of how they look.

Ali MacGraw

#9. I've gotten some pretty nice awards. I'm having trouble finding places to put them all.

Craig Venter

#10. Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.

Larry Wall

#11. For art to be reality, the whole sensuous being must be caught up in the experience.

Margaret Mead

#12. He who regards all things as one is a companion of Nature.

Zhuangzi

#13. There's a non-existent peace in the uncertain quietness

Fernando Pessoa

#14. Speed kills colour ... the gyroscope, when turning at full speed, shows up gray.

Paul Morand

#15. I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.

Dave Attell