Fugging Quotes

#1. You and me will read a book and find three interesting things that we remember. But Colin finds everything intriguing. He reads a book about presidents and he remembers more of it because everything he reads clicks in his head as fugging interesting.

John Green

#2. Complete fugging idiots shoot guns all the time. That's why there are so many dead people.

John Green

#3. The past, like Lindsey had told him, is a logical story. IT's the sense of what happened, But since it is not yet remembered, the future need not make any fugging sense at all.

John Green

#4. Touche, mon ami. Too fugging shay.

John Green

#5. We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?

John Green

#6. I hate that. I hate kids like that so fugging much.

John Green

#7. Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter.

John Green

#8. Well dress me up in a tutu, put my on a unicycle, and call me Caroline the Dancing Bear. You're a fugging dumper

John Green

#9. That's no pig," answered Hassan in English. "That's a goddamned monster." The pig stopped its rotting and looked up at them. "I mean. Wilbur is a fugging pig. Babe is a fugging pig. That thing was birthed from the loins of Iblis." (Arabic: Satan)

John Green

#10. That's a fugging shame,

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#11. I'm sorry, Bill, I thought you said something about aliens? Did you give up the menthols for marijuana? Or maybe they now have flavored joints as well?

Daniel P. Douglas

#12. Sex is like a drink, it's bad to start brooding about it too early in the day.

Margaret Atwood

#13. Hell we can make for ourselves.

Margaret Atwood

#14. They had come to the end of what they could talk about. Beyond that point there was nothing: the random thoughts of men who knew nothing.

Paul Auster

#15. Vast multitudes of professing Christians fit into the category spoken of here. They call Jesus 'Lord,' but they practice lawlessness. They profess faith in Jesus, but have no regard for the divine law.

Ray Comfort

#16. My dull brain was wrought with things forgotten.

William Shakespeare

#17. I am still stunned by my capacity to spin Scripture, see what I wanted, ignore what I didn't, and use the Word to defend my life rather than define it.

Jen Hatmaker

#18. It is the brushwork of the right value and color which should produce the drawing.

Camille Pissarro

#19. I wasn't moaning your name. I was shrieking in alarm." "That was the sexiest throaty shrieking I've ever heard.

Ilona Andrews

#20. It is a scholar's task to find patterns in nature or cycles in history. Initially, it's no different from finding portraits of animals and heroes in the stars. The question is, Have you discovered a preexisting truth? Or have you imposed an arbitrary meaning on whatever it is you're considering?

Mary Doria Russell