Friars Club Roast Quotes

#1. Love is the way I feel for you, the way you fill something inside me whenever you so much as walk into the same room. Sometimes love is quite, lingering in the background until you least expect it. But love it always there for you

Aimee Carter

#2. Comedy is not supposed to be funny. Its supposed to tell the truth and then that's funny.

Paula Patton

#3. You stumble upon an unhappy Martian sentry on a mission and shoot ineffectually at his powersuit a few times before he pulps you with his laserbeam eyes and hideous poisonous-gas breath. Glory!

Daniel Keidl

#4. To put it in the terms of St. Thomas Aquinas: An unjust law is a human law that is not rooted in eternal law and natural law.

Martin Luther King Jr.

#5. This is what she'd always wanted. A painless life.

Edan Lepucki

#6. Out here, you find out that the city fools you about how things really work.

Scott Westerfeld

#7. My husband is the most honest, kind, hard-working, and genuine person, and I honestly don't know how I could ever live without him.

Trista Sutter

#8. Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like.

Bertrand Russell

#9. An Army is still a crowd, though a highly organized one. It is governed by the same laws, and under the stress of war is ever tending to revert to its crowd form. Our object in peace is so to train it that the reversion will become very slow.

J. F. C. Fuller

#10. It's really more about the moment than it is the award. You know how trophies are, you don't really think about them after a while. It's more about the moment of being encouraged to keep doing what you're doing that keeps you going.

Mark Hall

#11. We say of the oak, How grand of girth! Of the willow we say, How slender! And yet to the soft grass clothing the earth How slight is the praise we render.

Edgar Fawcett

#12. As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did.

Malcolm Muggeridge

#13. It's scary when one day the city is there and the next day it's gone. To see the water actual kill people, I couldn't believe it. I never fathomed it could bury a city.

Kevin Garnett

#14. With a teacher it is necessary to be sensitive to their directions; most of the time they won't say much. You have to be still and silent to understand.

Frederick Lenz