Freebooters Rambling Quotes

#1. The Internet has destroyed irony in the world, or at least wounded it considerably. What are we to do about an invention whose end result is that starving people in China are looking up things on marthastewart?

Douglas Coupland

#2. If it's public, it's not bonding.

Will Advise

#3. In Beirut, death's unremitting light shines bright for all to see, brighter than the Mediterranean sun, brighter than the night's Russian missiles, brighter than a baby's smile.

Rabih Alameddine

#4. The judge gave me a break. He was like: wow, we've never heard of this. So he gave me time served in the county jail, I didn't even get a felony. I have yet to get a felony, which is so crazy. I think Lindsey Lohan has more felonies than me.

Luis J. Rodriguez

#5. A therapist has to have clear boundaries, even with former clients. People already get into our heads - if they also get into our lives, there's a problem.

Louise Penny

#6. It's extremely unlucky to be superstitious, for no other reason than it is always unlucky to be colossally stupid.

Stephen Fry

#7. I was very sexual from a very young age.

Portia De Rossi

#8. You can run a sprint or your can run a marathon, but you can't sprint a marathon.

Ryan Holmes