Fred Willard Quotes

#1. Fred Willard still makes me laugh.

Bill Hader

#2. Back when I was a kid, we had a saying, 'Unlucky at love, lucky at grand theft auto,'" Charley said.

Fred Willard

#3. It's such a pleasure to work in these movies, it's almost like it's not really happening.

Fred Willard

#4. It's more fun in a way to do ensemble scenes, where you know your background, you know the scene, but you can't prepare because someone else is going to say something that is going to lead you off.

Fred Willard

#5. The good fighter is able to secure himself against defeat, but cannot make certain of defeating the enemy.

Sun Tzu

#6. An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.

Alan K. Simpson

#7. I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and ... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring.

Fred Willard

#8. I don't know why my lines that were cut from the film didn't make it onto the DVD. I have offered to go into the editing room with Christopher and work shoulder to shoulder with him to fit all my lines in. I think he thinks I'm kidding. I'm only trying to help.

Fred Willard

#9. What happens if a drone falls right next to her?

Kanye West

#10. See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare

Eminem

#11. That sensation of being caught - claimed - challenged me on the deepest level.

Sylvia Day

#12. Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara ... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful.

Fred Willard

#13. Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.

Fred Willard

#14. In the eyes of all of them was the hollow stare of fear, and there was hollowness in their merriment, too.

Michael Crichton

#15. Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.

Fred Willard

#16. I have always kept a stack of library books next to my bed as a lifeline. If I ever woke in the middle of the night too scared to move or too sad to roll over, the books were my saviors.

Julie Halpern

#17. I just admire everybody and sit in awe and watch them.

Fred Willard