Fred Jones Classroom Management Quotes

#1. Fighting George Foreman is like being in the street with an 18-wheeler coming at you.

Joe Frazier

#2. Every man seeks the truth, but God only knows who has found it.

Bill Vaughan

#3. History is a combination of reality and lies. The reality of History becomes a lie. The unreality of the fable becomes the truth.

Jean Cocteau

#4. Continue to execute all the express provisions of our national Constitution, and the Union will endure forever-it being impossible to destroy it, except by some action not provided for in the instrument itself.

Abraham Lincoln

#5. They're having a liaison!' the woman in the big hat said to her friend. 'They've found love in a jail cell ... '
'There's no liaison!' I said angrily.

Kenneth Oppel

#6. Shall I ever be able to read that story again; the one I couldn't remember? Will you tell it to me, Aslan? Oh do,do,do."
"Indeed,yes, I will tell it to you for years and years. But now, come. We must meet the master of this house.

C.S. Lewis

#7. Most stick people are black.

Demetri Martin

#8. Don't get in a blue car on a Thursday.'
'Which Thursday?'
'Any Thursday.'
'What kind of car?'
'A blue one. On a Thursday.'
'Okay.

Jasper Fforde

#9. 60. The use of the Latin language customary in a considerable portion of the Church is a manifest and beautiful sign of unity, as well as an effective antidote for any corruption of doctrine truth.

Pope Pius XII

#10. You cannot be creative with people around you.

Karl Lagerfeld

#11. sometimes people couldn't be saved, no matter how much you wanted it, no matter how hard you tried.

Ann Voss Peterson