Fondling My Daughter Quotes

#1. Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

Kin Hubbard

#2. Successful people will declare that their failures have been the foundation for their success.

Kevin Abdulrahman

#3. If all of mathematics disappeared, physics would be set back by exactly one week.

Richard P. Feynman

#4. Masters points out that the heterosexuals were at a disadvantage, as they do not benefit from what he called "gender empathy". Doing unto your partner as you would do unto yourself only works well when you're gay.

Mary Roach

#5. Economists are said to disagree too much but in ways that are too much alike: If eight sleep in the same bed, you can be sure that, like Eskimos, when they turn over, they'll all turn over together.

Paul Samuelson

#6. They say if it's too good to be true, it usually is ... Unless it's me.

Behdad Sami

#7. There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

Tom Sharpe

#8. I have a theory because I was being beaten up a lot by people outside of school, it was almost like if I could make myself sick enough they'd take sympathy on me.

Daniel Johns

#9. I want to go and see things as a fan again. I am a fan, but I can't remember what it feels like to be a fan anymore. Because I've become an artist. I've become the artist.

Adele

#10. I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Judd Apatow

#11. To me the Muses truly gave / An envied and a happy lot: / E'en when I lie within the grave, / I cannot, shall not, be forgot.

Sappho

#12. Art is spiritual.

John Cusack

#13. I think in all of the arts there are just certain people that have a gift. I think it's a certain spirituality, it's a God-given gift that just certain individuals have.

Tony Bennett

#14. Capitalism can be helpful, but it can also be destructive when it's used by huge enterprises worldwide for the sale of weapons.

Judy Collins