Flo From Progressive Quotes

#1. I feel pretty stupid that I don't know any foreign languages. I wish I knew French or Arabic or Chinese.

Bill Gates

#2. The campaign to put a woman on the $20 bill has narrowed the choices down to four finalists. The four finalists are Rosa Parks, Harriet Tubman, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads.

Conan O'Brien

#3. Persephone herself is but a voice
or a darkness invisible enfolded in the deeper dark
of the arms Plutonic, and pierced with the passion of dense gloom,
among the splendor of torches of darkness, shedding darkness on the
lost bride and her groom.

D.H. Lawrence

#4. There is no such thing as human superiority.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#5. You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

Chris Rock

#6. The Bible indicates that God will not permit anything to happen that he can't use to bring ultimate good to his people and to glorify himself. That's his promise. Therefore, even the most terrible evil his children endure would not be pointless.

Randy Alcorn

#7. It's nice to have eye candy around for my enjoyment." He looked Brad over. "It wouldn't kill you to pretty yourself up if you're going to be in my presence."
"Yeah, I'll get right on that," Brad said wryly.
"See that you do.

R.L. Mathewson

#8. Th' world's full o' jackasses brayin' an' they never bray nowt but lies.

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#9. As those who believe in the visibility of ghosts can easily see them, so it is always easy to see repulsive qualities in those we despise and hate.

Frederick Douglass

#10. You don't have to enjoy life, you simply have to do the best you can at it. Because every day you wake up and see yourself in the mirror, and that reflection is something you can never get away from. Not ever.

Gwen Hunter