Flirty Valentine Quotes

#1. I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.

Stephen Colbert

#2. What use is revelation or religion if it doesnt change anything?

Abu Bakar Bashir

#3. I love the challenge.

Nancy Lopez

#4. Most people marry their mother. I married my father.

Wayne Gretzky

#5. Today's Little Leaguers, and there are millions of them each year, pick up how to hit and throw and field just by watching games on TV. By the time they're out of high school, the good ones are almost ready to play professional ball.

Mickey Mantle

#6. On the day when a young writer corrects his first proof-sheet he is as proud as a schoolboy who has just got his first dose of pox.

Charles Baudelaire

#7. Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth

Augusten Burroughs

#8. One of my correspondents has me convinced that the human race would be saved if the world became one huge nudist colony. I keep thinking how much harder it would be to carry concealed weapons.

Cyra McFadden

#9. If you go to your death rather than do everything you might to prevent what is happening, you are merely committing suicide and trying to make yourself feel better about it. That is the act of a coward. It is beneath contempt.

Jim Butcher

#10. Property, marriage, the law; as the bed to the river, so rule and convention to the instinct; and woe to him who tampers with the banks while the flood is flowing.

Samuel Butler

#11. I would rather be dead than not read

Annie Proulx

#12. In principle everyone, however powerful, is an object.

Theodor W. Adorno

#13. When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.

Rodney Dangerfield

#14. Everything was in its place except the man who lived there. I

Kerry Lonsdale

#15. By the end of 2020, the only region of the world that will still have a lot of 2G connections may be Africa.

Hans Vestberg