Fking Quotes

#1. What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'

David Cross

#2. I think most other comics are like, "I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that." With me, it's like, "What if I forget my jokes? What if I can't pull it together? This is going to be a fking disaster!"

Marc Maron

#3. The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.

Karen Hughes

#4. Rose: 'If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?'
Doctor: 'Lots of planets have a north!

Russell T. Davies

#5. I mean, I tend to do my own thing, and that usually crosses purposes with everyone around me.

Shirley Manson

#6. It does take great maturity to understand that the opinion we are arguing for is merely the hypothesis we favor, necessarily imperfect, probably transitory, which only very limited minds can declare to be a certainty or a truth.

Milan Kundera

#7. The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

T.E. Lawrence

#8. I don't read the Bible as the literal word of God; I don't view Jesus as a God. I've rejected both those statements. I view Jesus as a model for how we should live, and by that definition I do consider myself a Christian.

Tim DeChristopher

#9. The Republican Party is either going to return to the party of fiscal responsibility and consistent conservative principles as it was under Ronald Reagan, or it will continue down the path of 'sporadic moderation.'

Todd Tiahrt

#10. Whether man is disposed to yield to nature or to oppose her, he cannot do without a correct understanding of her language

Jean Rostand

#11. I rather think he knew anyway.

Jonathan Stroud