Fisheye Quotes

#1. I teach child development and social policy as an undergraduate course, and I tell my students, "Look, on any of these issues, if you don't want to work on it for thirty years, don't start."

Edward Zigler

#2. I should separate the tip of his cock from his shaft and glue it to his face so every time he looks in the mirror he's reminded of what a dickhead he is.

Skyla Madi

#3. The word of God is the manna by which our souls are nourished, Matt. 4:4.

Matthew Henry

#4. Our way of thinking causes us more pain than all our misfortunes.

Marty Rubin

#5. High-impact 21st century fiction is built on unique voices, uncommon characters, and tales that can only be told by a particular author. They're sui generis.

Donald Maass

#6. as any roulette player can tell you, past performance has no bearing on future random outcome. So

Tim Dorsey

#7. Just then, my phone started ringing. The ring must have been damaged by the water as well, so now it had a high, keening note - kind of the sound I imagine a mermaid might make if you punched her in the face.

Maureen Johnson

#8. It seems to me the American people never really forgave the Democrats for being right about Vietnam.

Paul Begala