Fish & Chips Quotes

#1. I don't mind autograph hunters when I go down the fish and chip shop. As long as I get my chips.

David Hemmings

#2. I don't like jellyfish, they're not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don't have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em!

Karl Pilkington

#3. We see the shadows of things, not the things themselves . . . We are forced to imagine what the writer doesn't reveal.

Joyce Carol Oates

#4. As we see, he had a strange and peculiar way of judging things. I suspect that he acquired it from the Gospel.

Victor Hugo

#5. I want to hang out in Edinburgh with my friends and eat fish and chips wrapped in newspaper.

Shirley Manson

#6. There are two women inside Miss Duvall," he said stonily. "There's the one you find in that book, experienced, jaded, greedy... a perverse bitch. And then there's the one who is currently residing in my house."
"And what is she like?"
"Intelligent... sweet... gentle. Most men's fantasy.

Lisa Kleypas

#7. I'm concerned about myself, but I'm less concerned about 'only myself'.

Mohith Agadi

#8. Twitter is the marriage of full-tilt narcissism and full-tilt voyeurism that has finally collided in 140 words.

Adam Goldberg

#9. Like most women, I have days where I feel like today I'm not leaving the house - you know days where you've got a spot on your nose or when you've just got off a flight, eaten fish and chips and feel really bloated - that one happens a lot to me.

Lara Stone

#10. The old men running the industry just have not got a clue. They've got to come to terms with the fact that Britain is no longer a totally white place where people ride horses, wear long frocks and drink tea. The national dish is no longer fish and chips; it's curry.

Marianne Jean-Baptiste

#11. Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.

Minnie Driver

#12. Phase two of Operation Fish and CHIPs (Clean House of the Idiot Piranhas)

Brenda Pandos

#13. It was the Sephardi Jews who brought fish and chips to Britain, actually, believe it or not, from the Mediterranean world. Apart from actually eating and selling fish and chips, they were kind of debt enforcers.

Simon Schama

#14. Unless your ideas are ridiculed by experts, they are worth nothing.

Reg Revans

#15. The ring at the end of my nose makes me look rather pretty.

Paul McCartney

#16. There were large and small ones too. And some quite in-between. But all of equal nastiness.
And smelliness and ghastliness.
For they would eat a fellow up, as one might fish and chips

Robert Rankin

#17. You can't go wrong with fish and chips.

Michael Sandel

#18. If I were to play somebody who ran a fish and chip shop, I would not work in a fish and chip shop for three months. Staring at chips is not going to help me in my performance.

Ben Kingsley

#19. Power lies in reason, resolution, and truth. No matter how long the tyrant endures, he will be the loser at the end.

Khalil

#20. I'm about to do my second Bikram yoga class in Anchorage, Alaska. It's the only way to stay warm. I've got to get into shape. I've been eating nothing but fish and chips.

Emily Blunt

#21. Your Highnesses have an Other World here, by which our holy faith can be so greatly advanced and from which such great wealth can be drawn.

Christopher Columbus

#22. So what I did was stuff my face with anything around, any old rubbish, burgers, chocolate, crisps, fish and chips, loads of it, till I felt sick - but at least I'd had the pleasure of stuffing my face and feeling really full.

John Prescott

#23. But why have you dear English Jew whose forefathers fought to enter the country of Johnny Mill, the Stuart with a little heart, saunter in Haridwar, no pubs or fish and chips' counters here, only Ganga-Jal, -the holy ale- Quaff it for the spirit and carry it to the banks of Thames in a holy grail.

Aporva Kala

#24. Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.

Paul Daniels