Fish And Chips Funny Quotes

#1. My only books were woman's looks, and folly's all they've taught me.

Thomas Moore

#2. Landmines are among the most barbaric weapons of war, because they continue to kill and maim innocent people long after the war itself has ended. Also, fear of them keeps people off the land, and thus prevents them from growing food.

Kofi Annan

#3. Secrets with girls, like guns with boys, are never valued till they make a noise.

George Crabbe

#4. Let Art be your weapon, and you would never be defeated.

Bam Zakariya

#5. Napping is often seen as a form of laziness. Nothing could be further from the truth. Hundreds of experiments have demonstrated the enormous benefits associated with even the shortest of sleeps, and so it is vital that you make napping part of your daily routine.

Richard Wiseman

#6. Job's comforting

Anonymous

#7. She said that cats were more attached to places than to people. And that was why cats are often found in abandoned houses.

Kyung-Sook Shin

#8. Change is inevitable, and when it happens, the wisest response is not to wail or whine but to suck it up and deal with it.

Daniel H. Pink

#9. The great purpose of school can be realized better in dark, airless, ugly places ... It is to master the physical self, to transcend the beauty of nature. School should develop the power to withdraw from the external world.

William Torrey Harris

#10. The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.

Delia Smith

#11. The greatest risk in life is not to take a risk.

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