Filipino Humor Quotes

#1. I love the idea of couture and its emphasis on creation. There's where I made my name - in design - and there's where I'd like to stay.

Jimmy Choo

#2. We could not salvage our clothes; we threw them away and changed into fresh uniforms. We even abandoned our boots. Maggots had worked their way into nooks and crannies of our shoes and occasionally fell onto the floor.

William F. Sine

#3. Suddenly she sighed: "It is incredible how one can be happy for so many years in the midst of so many squabbles, so many problems, damn it, and not really know if it was love or not." By the time she finished unburdening herself, someone had turned off the moon.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#4. The USPS is the only place in the world where you will find a black guy, a white guy, and a hispanic guy playing Filipino poker! And we love it that way!

Rhoda D'Ettore

#5. Maria Clara did not faint, simply because the Filipinos do not know how to faint.

Jose Rizal

#6. He kissed her as if he couldn't get enough of her.

Monica McCarty

#7. Two things are necessary, the development of individuality and the participation of the individual in a truly social life.

Maria Montessori