Filby Village Quotes

#1. Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

Jerry Stiller

#2. Seek happiness in tranquility and avoid ambition even if it be only the apparently innocent one of distinguishing yourself in science and discoveries.

Mary Shelley

#3. Anything is forgiven those who sin elegantly; while gaucheness sours even the noblest deed.

Jonathan Grimwood

#4. Virtue knowing no base repulse, shines with untarnished honour; nor does she assume or resign her emblems of honour by the will of some popular breeze.
[Lat., Virtus repulse nescia sordidae,
Intaminatis fulget honoribus;
Nec sumit aut ponit secures
Arbitrio popularis aurae.]

Horace

#5. I would rather be a doorkeeper in the House of the Lord than mingle with the top brass in the tents of the wicked.

Hugh Nibley

#6. I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.

Woody Allen

#7. If this is a blessing, it is certainly very well disguised.

Winston Churchill

#8. So I'm trying to spread myself to the point to where I can do the night shows and not have to worry about the matinees, and do one or two matinees down through the year.

Mickey Gilley