Fica Quotes

#1. Last time I looked at a [pay]check, I said to myself, 'Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I'm going to punch him in the face. Oh my God, FICA is killing me.'

Shaquille O'Neal

#2. Show true cost of FICA-double what is shown on paychecks.

Newt Gingrich

#3. I'm sorry. I can't serve him that item," the waitress said, only somewhat surprising her since she had a pretty good idea why.
"Why not?" she found herself asking anyway out of curiosity to see if she was right.
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"Because he's a Bradford," the woman explained with a shrug.

R.L. Mathewson

#4. It's hard recommending books for kids, and a huge responsibility. If you get it wrong, they don't tell you they hate that particular book, they tell you they hate reading.

Meg Rosoff

#5. Act like you care. Pray like you care. Speak, smile, reach out, and live like you care. The point is to make sure those in your life know beyond doubt that you do care.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#6. Bigger the risk, bigger the reward. But the higher the climb the harder the fall.

Greyson Chance

#7. It requires a genuine fight to produce one well designed object of relatively permanent value

George Nakashima

#8. Memory works like the collection glass in the Camera obscura: it gathers everything together and therewith produces a far more beautiful picture than was present originally.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#9. Sometimes, I wish you were on a diet. Not because you need it, but because I want to eat your food.

Asura

#10. I hate auditions.

Andie MacDowell

#11. Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket

Homer

#12. A world without esoteric knowledge is a poorer place and we as a humanity pay the price for the loss of its principles.

Belsebuub

#13. Oh, Eddie, it never changes, when the groom lifts the veil, when the bride accepts the ring, the possibilities you see in their eyes, it's the same around the world. They truly believe their love and their marriage is going to break all the records.

Mitch Albom

#14. An egotist is not a man who thinks too much of himself; he is a man who thinks too little of other people.

Joseph Fort Newton