Festers Bait Quotes

#1. Wherever there is a number, there is beauty.

Proclus

#2. Life is an extended camping trip. With a leaky, inferior tent one runs no more risk of rain than anyone else; but if it does rain, the person in the cheap tent chances soaking in his sleeping bag, and possibly dying of hypothermia.

William T. Vollmann

#3. If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven.

Charles Nelson Reilly

#4. You pay God a compliment by asking great things of Him.

Teresa Of Avila

#5. If one has to be right, then one has to be wrong, in a polarized world. Yes and no. But between yes and no there is an infinite range of possibilities, a full spectrum of maybe. If you are stuck in either/or, then you are missing the infinite." ~Gi

Brandon W. Jones

#6. I think people are getting bored of parties, and hosts are terrified nobody's going to show up. So they have to start entertaining them before the party even starts.

Jerry Della Femina

#7. I'm not Metallica, you can tell that I'm really not that angry in most of my songs.

William Fitzsimmons

#8. I think that most minorities have experienced some form of racial abuse.

Lynn Swann

#9. The worst mistakes I've made have been the ones directed by sweet-natured hopefulness.

Charles Baxter

#10. God and Satan play poker with Tarot cards for the soul of an alcoholic sandwich-bag salesman obsessed with Bernini's 'The Ecstasy of St. Teresa.

David Foster Wallace

#11. How can I have hung round you for five years and not think girls are clever?

J.K. Rowling

#12. To each his own. A billion Buddhas. A billion streams of wisdom. All smiling in their anguish.

Aporva Kala