Felucci Gentleman Quotes

#1. Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside.

Ernst Lubitsch

#2. As a physician and as a pilot, I think it lets me be a pretty good translator having one foot in the medical world and one foot in the flying world. Sometimes when the medical guys come in and speak medical stuff to the pilots, the pilots really don't know what they're saying.

David M. Brown

#3. BE KINDER THAN YOU HAVE TO BE.

Aldous Huxley

#4. A pneumatic toy frog hops onto a lily pad, trembling. Beneath the surface, lies terror.

Thomas Pynchon

#5. A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work.

Various

#6. I can't seem to ejaculate lately.

Kendall Ryan

#7. Once I slapped a rapper with mace,
Then I spit acid in his face, after he rinsed his eyes, no wait ...
I actually grew five times my size, grabbed Ma$e by the thigh and slapped a rapper with him.

Pharoahe Monch

#8. She moves like beauty, she whispers to us of wind and forest - and she tells us stories, such stories that we wake in the night, dreaming dreams of a life long past. she reminds us of what we used to be.

She reminds us of what we could be.

Meagan Spooner

#9. Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

Douglas Adams

#10. My recording career has luckily run the gamut of recording environments.

Matt Cameron

#11. The secret to unseating great power, is not to move the other direction, but to compete directly against their goals.

Bryant McGill

#12. The individual human is still the creature who can wonder, who can be enchanted by a sonata, who can place symbols together to make poetry to gladden our heart, who can view a sunrise with a sense of majesty and awe.

Rollo May