Feherty Quotes

#1. I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.

David Feherty

#2. I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

David Feherty

#3. When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game that involved trying to jam a ball into a hole in the ground with a stick,

David Feherty

#4. Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

David Feherty

#5. I am neither a Bengali nor am I from Delhi's St Stephen's. I am an Allahabad boy.

Vikas Swarup

#6. I am not blaming the past ... But I want the peace of God to settle on the future.

Benjamin Jowett

#7. Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors.

David Feherty

#8. If history teaches us anything, it teaches that simple-minded appeasement or wishful thinking about our adversaries is folly.

Ronald Reagan

#9. Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

David Feherty

#10. I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them.

David Feherty

#11. The superior man governs men, according to their nature, with what is proper to them, and as soon as they change what is wrong, he stops.

Confucius

#12. I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

David Feherty

#13. The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

David Feherty

#14. Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

David Feherty

#15. The more he took her, consensual or not, the farther she followed him, down, down, down into his twisted reality.

Pepper Winters

#16. Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

David Feherty

#17. I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.

David Feherty

#18. If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

David Feherty

#19. Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

David Feherty

#20. I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

David Feherty

#21. That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

David Feherty

#22. I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.

David Feherty

#23. I have been called 'Bongshell' the day I stepped into showbiz. So, any adjective coming my way, I take it positively. Sometimes it's also entertaining, but I don't feel bad about it. I'm a proud woman.

Bipasha Basu

#24. It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

David Feherty

#25. The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.

David Feherty

#26. I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

David Feherty

#27. Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

David Feherty

#28. I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.

David Feherty

#29. Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.

David Feherty