Faux Painting Quotes

#1. Science was constructed against a lot of nonsense,

James Gleick

#2. Pigpen hooks his foot around the metal folding chair Eli sat in weeks before and it scrapes against the tiles.

Katie McGarry

#3. The only victory over love is flight.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#4. Foul weather didn't know where to have him.

Charles Dickens

#5. In a crisis the true facts are whatever other people say they are.

Don DeLillo

#6. And then they sign an affidavit swearing that she's not in a vegetative stage. I'll tell you. That's a doctor you really want; they can look at a picture and make a diagnosis.

Michael Schiavo

#7. If you become very close to your teacher, if you do well in your meditation, a deep emotional bond will develop between both of you over a period of time. You can be thousands of miles away from your teacher and find that induction is always taking place. That's the ideal.

Frederick Lenz

#8. Done is better than good.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#9. A portrait is like an ornamental headstone. It is not for the subject, but for those who look upon it. For those you want to remember.

Julie Klassen

#10. How does one control weight? By not overeating. How does one stay in shape? One plays sports. There are no magic pills here.

Vladimir Putin

#11. Capturing the terms of the debate through the adroit use of language has allowed the GOP to bamboozle millions of people about their own material interests.

Mike Lofgren

#12. The war on Christmas. This is the most ridiculous right wing talking point I have ever lived through.The idea is that liberals want to get rid of Christmas.

Tucker Carlson

#13. In order for someone to be 100% content, they must first believe it to be so.

Mark W. Boyer

#14. Do something you're very passionate about, and don't try to chase what is kind of the "hot passion" of the day.

Jeff Bezos

#15. Why do I need clothes?" she said as she found the black lacy pair she'd been looking for. "Two words -- burnt eggs.

Paige Tyler