Farted On Santas Lap Quotes

#1. I would like to explain that I consider prayer above all an act of gratitude for existence.

Saul Bellow

#2. You can't stop us on the road to freedom, you can't stop us cause our eyes can see.

Van Morrison

#3. On that bright May morning, with the lilacs budding and the kids off to school, Tom Markham approached his wife with the best of intentions.

Barbara Delinsky

#4. Better a fallen rocket than never a burst of light.

Tom Stoppard

#5. At the young age of 15, Gates went into business with Paul Allen. They developed a program for monitoring Seattle's traffic patterns, called Traf-o-Data, which earned them around $20,000.

Steve Walters

#6. If we are able to reach the critical point of a mountain, we would be able to easily to claim victory.

Saaif Alam

#7. As a guy that had been told to drop out many times as I was coming up, I don't think you should tell any candidate about what they should do and what decisions they should make.

Cory Booker

#8. Word lessons, in particular the wouldst couldst shouldst have loved kind, were kept up, with much warlike thrashing, until I had committed the whole of French, Latin, and English grammars to memory ...

John Muir

#9. Maybe God is an asshole ... of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

Louis C.K.

#10. If you look at the great Westerns, and at Greek, Roman, and Norse mythology, they all contain elements in common: a harsh landscape; demons or outlaws trying to stop or kill the protagonist; and there are mythical legends at their core, innate in all cultures.

Simon Toyne