Farm Girls Quotes

#1. Blue Jeans? They should be worn by farm girls milking cows!

Yves Saint-Laurent

#2. Something girls never understood about poker night. The real point of the card play was to razz. Razzing calls forth unbridled farm-boy humour, earthy by some standards. The best quip involves belittling someone else's penis, or turning it back on the sayer, or both.

Allan Dare Pearce

#3. I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Bob Hope

#4. Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.

Wally Amos

#5. I'm one of nine sisters. My parents were dairy farmers in Wisconsin. My father didn't believe in girls doing farm work. Girls did housework, and he hired young men to do farm work. I would have preferred to be outside.

Diane Hendricks

#6. Anyone who gets up early by inclination or has been forced to rise early out of necessity finds it intolerable that others should go on sleeping soundly

Jose Saramago

#7. His grandparents lived on an old farm. Like he should have considered that psycho teenage girls might be leaving tainted steaks for his dog to find. If you hurt him, I'll kill you.

Brigid Kemmerer

#8. You didn't see us," she said to Anna ...
"I was ... lost in thought," Anna replied.
"What were you thinking about?"
"You," Anna said. "Isn't that strange? I was thinking of you two so hard that I didn't see you.

Antonia Michaelis

#9. A hundred castellanoes are as easily obtained for a woman as for a farm, and it is very general and there are plenty of dealers who go about looking for girls; those from nine to ten are now in demand.

Christopher Columbus

#10. I'm always attracted to bold, risk-taking scripts.

Aidan Gillen

#11. The land girls from Shillingbury Farm looked the most altered

Erica James

#12. These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!

Bam Margera

#13. Making verses is almost as common as taking snuff, and God can tell what miserable stuff people carry about in their pockets, and offer to all their acquaintances, and you know one cannot refuse reading and taking a pinch.

Mary Wortley Montagu