
Top 23 Fantasy Books Humour Quotes
#1. Duke to Michel: I'm fairly certain that even if
you'd struggle in a quiz against a pigeon, you are capable enough of opening doors.
Elias Zapple
#2. The name is Salvatore. As in savior.
L.J.Smith
#3. When we recognize that we don't have all the time in the world, we see our priorities most clearly.
Laura L. Carstensen
#4. No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
Ivan Stoikov
#5. The truth is everybody does it from time to time. People dial telephone numbers and they get a wrong number only to find that they've read the last two digits backwards. Everybody does it, but dyslexics have this tendency to a higher degree.
Caitlyn Jenner
#6. To pursue science is not to disparage the things of the spirit. In fact, to pursue science rightly is to furnish the framework on which the spirit may rise.
Vannevar Bush
#7. God does not change - and neither does His love. He loved you before you were born ... He loves you now ... and He will love you forever.
Billy Graham
#8. There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave.
Leah Broadby
#9. That's your truth, Say. It isn't mine. Neither of us knows what is going to happen beyond this moment.
Jay Crownover
#10. Karate is like hand sanitizer. It needs...flow.
Dean Johnson
#11. The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.
Jay Leno
#14. Ordinary, said Aunt Lydia, is what you are used to. This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary.
Margaret Atwood
#15. Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
Zach Galifianakis
#16. The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted knight.
Elias Zapple
#17. Evan ran his finger across the faded leather spines. He laughed at how silly some of the names were: Paint Your Roses Red, Edelweiss and Me, World of Mushrooms and Fungi, The Toadstool Diaries, Daffodils Unseen and Exotic Plants Unleashed, to name but a few.
H.B. Bolton
#18. Would you like me to put you out of your misery, before I put you out of your misery?
Paul Cude
#19. You will die and it will all be over. You will die and find out everything or cease asking.
Leo Tolstoy
#20. No artist is ahead of his time. He is the time. It is just that others are behind the time.
Martha Graham
#21. Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.
Leah Broadby
#22. Fear of new ideas breeds angry head spiders that have been known to attack.
Leah Broadby
#23. If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!
Leah Broadby
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