Fantasy Books Humour Quotes

#1. When I was your age, television was called books.

William Goldman

#2. If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!

Leah Broadby

#3. Fear of new ideas breeds angry head spiders that have been known to attack.

Leah Broadby

#4. Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.

Leah Broadby

#5. No artist is ahead of his time. He is the time. It is just that others are behind the time.

Martha Graham

#6. You will die and it will all be over. You will die and find out everything or cease asking.

Leo Tolstoy

#7. Would you like me to put you out of your misery, before I put you out of your misery?

Paul Cude

#8. Evan ran his finger across the faded leather spines. He laughed at how silly some of the names were: Paint Your Roses Red, Edelweiss and Me, World of Mushrooms and Fungi, The Toadstool Diaries, Daffodils Unseen and Exotic Plants Unleashed, to name but a few.

H.B. Bolton

#9. The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted knight.

Elias Zapple

#10. Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

Zach Galifianakis

#11. Ordinary, said Aunt Lydia, is what you are used to. This may not seem ordinary to you now, but after a time it will. It will become ordinary.

Margaret Atwood

#12. Duke to Michel: I'm fairly certain that even if
you'd struggle in a quiz against a pigeon, you are capable enough of opening doors.

Elias Zapple

#13. What I resist persists. What I accept is transformed.

Mirza Yawar Baig

#14. The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.

Jay Leno

#15. Karate is like hand sanitizer. It needs...flow.

Dean Johnson

#16. That's your truth, Say. It isn't mine. Neither of us knows what is going to happen beyond this moment.

Jay Crownover

#17. There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave.

Leah Broadby

#18. God does not change - and neither does His love. He loved you before you were born ... He loves you now ... and He will love you forever.

Billy Graham

#19. To pursue science is not to disparage the things of the spirit. In fact, to pursue science rightly is to furnish the framework on which the spirit may rise.

Vannevar Bush

#20. The truth is everybody does it from time to time. People dial telephone numbers and they get a wrong number only to find that they've read the last two digits backwards. Everybody does it, but dyslexics have this tendency to a higher degree.

Caitlyn Jenner

#21. No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.

Ivan Stoikov

#22. When we recognize that we don't have all the time in the world, we see our priorities most clearly.

Laura L. Carstensen

#23. The name is Salvatore. As in savior.

L.J.Smith