Famous Tony Hancock Quotes

#1. Sometimes there's just no justice. The bad guys do live, if not happily ever after, then certainly conspicuously.

Ken Bruen

#2. Try as we might to postpone them, days of reckoning inevitably arrive.

Brandon Mull

#3. Trying to be like me as a person is not a good idea. To have the same interest, to talk about the same and so on and so on... it's kind time waste!

Deyth Banger

#4. No one hath seen beauty in its highest lustre who hath never seen it in distress.

Henry Fielding

#5. It's easy to lie with statistics, but it's hard to tell the truth without them.

Charles Wheelan

#6. Leave him! I said. I never mean to. I am going with him, if he climbs to the Moon; and if any of these Black Riders try to stop him, they'll have Sam Gamgee to reckon with, I said. They laughed.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#7. I am not sure that digging in our past guilts is a useful occupation for the very old, given that one can do so little about them. I have reached a stage at which one hopes to be forgiven for concentrating on how to get through the present.

Diana Athill

#8. There was a young lady from Gloucester
Who complained that her parents both bossed her,
So she ran off to Maine.
Did her parents complain?
Not at all
they were glad to have lost her.

John Ciardi

#9. Pakosta shrugged. "The problem is how they drive. People fall asleep. Lose the road. They won't slow down or stop. I'm sick of picking dogs out of fenders.

Richard House

#10. My profanity has a certain religious flavor that can only be learned through a lifetime of Catholic education.

Emma Chase

#11. You're never too old to take baby steps

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