Famous Tommy Tiernan Quotes

#1. When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes.

Don Drysdale

#2. I like to know exactly what's being put into my food.

Lauren Conrad

#3. Michael is logical; he believes that every problem should have a solution. Unfortunately, life is not an equation; not everything does have an answer. Some things are unknown.

Emily Gillmor Murphy

#4. Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short.

Peter Charles Newman

#5. Homosexuals reject the process of healing because it's too painful and time-consuming.

Randall Terry

#6. As grandmothers used to say, 'Better to pay the grocer than the doctor

Michael Pollan

#7. Part of why kids like this scared me was that they seemed authentic.

Jonathan Franzen

#8. However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.

Francesca Annis

#9. It is not necessary to corrupt people's morals. Their morals have been corrupting them for years.

Marty Rubin

#10. Veterinary arts?" Jane asked with a gasp. "Lucy, you must be mad." "I assure you I've all my wits about me," Lucy Abbington answered with a frown. No, she wasn't mad, but her life was about to change - dramatically. She'd long since recognized this as the truth, ever since her father had packed her

Kristina Cook